After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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