So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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