i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize