I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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