Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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