break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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