It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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