It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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