some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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