i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Pooping to opera.
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