she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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