Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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