How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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