we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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