I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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