grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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