butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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