I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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