She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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