I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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