North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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