***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
why is half of my head shaved?
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