Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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