Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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