I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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