Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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