I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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