theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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