Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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