He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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