you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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