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So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Who died my cat blue again?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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