There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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