So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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