And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
is it fun? or sober?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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