i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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