is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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