I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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