now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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