At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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