so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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