Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
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