So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize