Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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