Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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