but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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