ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
it was like eating out sand paper
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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