He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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