OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
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if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Boobs are out for the taking
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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