I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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